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Season: Past, Summer

Reincarnation 1

Summer, last year.

(deep sigh)

Forgive my intrusion. But what're you doing in here with all the lights off, Oogami?

... The hell do you want, huh?

Don't snap at me. I saw you in here while I was passing by and was just curious.

The Student Council's had to intensify their patrols on account of the endless amount of loitering offenders, you see.

I'm sure you're well aware that Kiryuu is lending us a hand after we performed together as DEADMANZ.

It's been really effective how he keeps those delinquents in check with just a stern look.

Actually, he's always the one lending me a hand.

Keh. No one asked, and yet you won't stop flappin' those gums.

That Student Council of yours sounds real busy, huh? Hasumi-senpai.

How 'bout showin' up at our lessons for once? Not that anything would change if ya did.

Sakuma-senpai's been abroad for forever and I don't know what to do besides keep practicin' my guitar all alone.

You created DEADMANZ, right? So go ahead and get involved already.

Heh. To think there'd eventually be a day where you of all people would lecture me. How backwards.

But unfortunately, I think DEADMANZ is on its last leg. You'd be better off starting fresh, gathering friends to form a new unit.

More precisely, I can take care of the documents needed for forming and disbanding a unit. I'll cooperate with you as much as I can, so tell me your demands.

......

The Light Music Club is quite large, isn’t it? It’s the perfect environment for finding talented and skilled musicians.

You for real? You know every last one of 'em's gotta be one of Sakuma-senpai's groupies.

One good long look'll tell ya what the club room's like when he's gone.

It ain't good enough. I wanna sing with even more passion—with the kinda intensity that drains every last bit of me, like my whole body's burnin' out for it.

Blazing enough to carve through the crust and break through the other side of the world...

I wanna throw an intense, exhilaratin' concert like that. So they've gotta be the kinda idiot who'll want along for the ride if we're gonna be buds.

There's no one like that around me right now. Every single one of 'em's got that dead look in their eyes, like they're just goin' through the motions.

It's so damn frustrating. Who's the one who made the world like this, anyway?

Bring down the mastermind behind everything and all's well that ends well, huh. It would make things a lot easier. But sadly, that's not how it works.

I'm busy with Student Council work right now, so I can't join in on our idol activities. I get that it might seem like I'm going off track. Even so, are you going to berate me?

... Could be worse. You know it's the wrong move, but you're still takin' a route you believe in to chase your dreams, am I right?

I think it's great. No way I could do the same. I ain't smart enough for all that.

On the flip side, I can't stand your ass like this. Forget all this useless crap and just hold a live with me.

... Forgive me. You don't know how glad I'd be if I could enjoy a simple life like yours. But it's impossible for me. I'm sorry, Oogami.

I don't get you. A man shouldn't bow his head for no damn reason!

Yeah. You're right... I'll hold up and move forward with confidence.

... Oogami. I heard a rumor that Sakuma-san returned home early in secret.

Just temporarily, and so no one can report the circumstances of his secret activities overseas.

That miserable look on your face won’t sit well with him when he gets back. So quit sulking, focus, and keep putting in the effort.

Your hard work will pay off for sure. No — I'll show you a world where it will.

Aahn? Ugh, next time start with the important stuff first, ya damn moron! Sakuma-senpai's back?!

Hyahah! About time. ✰

There's no time for standin' around gossipin' here now! I've gotta try and knock him on his ass with a surprise new song!

♪~ ♪~ ♪~

Hahah, you bounced back rather quick. I envy how simple you can be.

I'm heading out now. Send my regards to Sakuma-san for me, Oogami.

Huh? Hey, whoa, you ain't comin' with?

Kickin' this new song off with a bang is gonna be hard, so I figured you could join me in singing it.

Forgive me. I'm still at a crossroad and not ready to face him just yet.

...? You get in a fight or something?

We'd still be on good terms if so. But evidently I took the wrong road, and now our paths will likely never cross again1.

In that way, too, I have to admit I'm a bit jealous of you, Oogami.

...?

Reincarnation 2

Location: Coffee Shop

One week later.

"Andeddo"?

Yeah. That's the name.

They've been experimenting with this "unit system" since spring, and only now did they put the group together.

By some twist of fate, I ended up joining as well.

Just attending class won't get me the results I want. I want to work with talented people and get stronger together.

Very true. Improving one's self is essential. The unit system, hmm... I should search for an appropriate group to join.

Others tend to keep me at a distance, hence I'm not sure if I'll find anyone willing to take me in. Perhaps because of the sword I carry...

I might be coming across as needlessly intimidating.

But the sword is the soul of a samurai, isn't it? I don't think you should have to give it up.

Indeed. I've been wearing this blade at my side since childhood. Truthfully, I feel a bit uneasy without it, even when I'm on stage.

But I'm sure it's impossible my style of "aidoru" to subsist.

Come what may, I've a grasp on your situation now. So you'll be training with this "Andeddo" group from here on. This is where we part ways, then.

Yeah. Thank you... for always hanging out with me after school, Kanzaki.

Whenever I return to my country, people are really interested in hearing about my experiences in Japan.

They keep asking me questions like what I bought or where I took that picture.

Having you to always guide me here and there when it came to Japan's customs and culture helped considerably.

Why, no need to thank me. I'm free, essentially, and thanks to you, Adonis-dono, I can abscond from the tedium that comes with having too much time after school.

If you're interested, Kanzaki, I could introduce you to UNDEAD.

I’d feel bad leaving you with nothing to do because of my one-sided circumstances.

You probably know him, but that Oogami is at the heart of it all.

I'm a little scared to face him alone since he doesn't seem to like me.

It'd be really reassuring to have you there with me, Kanzaki.

Hmm, Oogami... right. The one who often gets in trouble with Hasumi-dono for violating school regulations, much like myself.

He seems a good-natured individual despite the attitude and foul mouth, though that's merely my impression.

Yeah. Do you remember when Oogami and Hasumi-senpai teamed up and called themselves DEADMANZ?

Apparently that was the basis for UNDEAD.

That means Hasumi-senpai will be joining us for our activites occasionally... I think. I believe that's the case, but I'm headed there to discuss the details.

If Hasumi-dono is participating then I'm a great deal more interested. There's something about him...

He's always gently instructing me like a parent would.

Be that as it may, I find it hard to adapt to the style of this, how you say, "Deddomanzu".

"Rokkun rorru"... I believe it's called? That unpleasant shouting is lacking in appeal. I aim to carry myself more elegantly than all that.

Rock music can be a bit aggressive, but it might also be a salvation for some. For those born in the shadow of World Wars, it provided hope and a sense of grounding for the soul.

A view that I agree with. That's why I'm going to give it my best in UNDEAD.

You have my full support, Adonis-dono. I admire the way you've a clear vision of what you want to achieve.

I've still a ways to go, at this rate. My drifting from place to place will likely continue.

Ah, but we ought to cease this chatter when you have practice to attend. I'll handle the bill, so feel free to make your leave.

You're right... I'll leave the change here. I hate to leave, but I'll be going now, Kanzaki.

I understand you'll be busy for a time, but call on me whenever you're free.

Let's partake in some fun when "Andeddo" is on break from training.

Work and commit yourself completely until that time, Adonis-dono.

Right. Thank you, Kanzaki. See you at school tomorrow.

Of course. See you tomorrow. ♪

( Fufu. Adonis-dono's in such high spirits. )

( He's a surprisingly active individual; the type to be dissatisfied with sitting idly by while things are at a standstill. )

( "Andeddo", huh... for whatever reason the name gives a gloomy impression, but all is well if that's where you feel at ease. )

( Now isn't the time to be so anxious about someone else's welfare, though. What am I going to do? )

( I haven't done anything "aidoru"-related since I got accepted into Yumenosaki Academy. )

( A "yunitto"... I'll try my hand again at finding a suitable place for me. )

( Hasumi-dono of the Student Council would know a great deal. Perhaps it'd be best to ask for his opinion. )

( Now that that decision's been made, I must act with haste... onward, back to Yumenosaki Academy. )

( Fufu. I'm looking forward to this, Adonis-dono. I'm not sure why, but it feels like the joyful spring of our youth is just starting. I'm filled with a restless sense of happiness. )

( I sincerely hope this isn't an illusion. )

Reincarnation 3

Location: Underground Live House

......

Heee~y ♪ Kid looking down in the dumps. If you're just going to distract me while I'm trying to clean, could you beat it?

Aahn? Who the hell d'ya think you are, actin' all chummy with me? I'll bite ya to death!

Scaaary... is that really the attitude you want to pull? Not to brag or anything, but I'm kind of in charge here.

Keep it up and I'll have you banned from the premises, okay?

Tch. ...Now I kinda recognize you. What, you work here?

Sure, but not by choice. Which is why I'm doing a good job when my Dad's counting on me to manage the place. Well, I meet a ton of great girls here, so it's not all bad.

I plan on doing this right, so any issues have gotta go before they start.

Hmph. Which means I'm a guest, so show me some damn courtesy already. I better not get tossed out after I paid to be here, y'hear me?

Oh, yeah. Weren't you the apprentice for the band featured on our billboard?

Aren't they currently on a world tour?

This is a critical moment for their big debut, but I ain't their apprentice, even I owe 'em.

A novice like me sticking around would just be a pain, so I decided to step back.

We were goin' in different directions anyway. An idol and a rock band... — I was ready for the eventual split.

Ahah. So they ditched you before you were a problem? Poor thing ♪ Even though being in a rock band suits you more than being an idol?

Idol, though... Speaking of which, isn't that our uniform? So you go to Yumenosaki?

Aahn? Yeah. What, you too? Ain't you more like a host or something?

Not really. I don't have the time to go around spreading love everywhere. I want to be loved more than I want to love, so that's why I chose to be an idol.

Keh. Miss me with that boring love crap. Aren't you one of those guys who doesn't really wanna make music?

Ahahah. You wouldn't chose to be an idol if that's all you wanted to do, right?

The guys at Yumenosaki are just endlessly repeating themselves as they try to recreate idols from the past on a smaller scale.

It seems pointless to work hard when a machine can do the same, don't you think?

Maybe for the rest of ya, but I'm built different. I'm the real deal, just like Sakuma-senpai.

Wait a sec. That's right! Sakuma-senpai! Why the hell hasn't he shown up yet? I heard he'd finally come back and was freakin' stoked to see him.

Don't ask me. I've got no idea what that stuck up guy's up to.

Hmm. If he's back, things are definitely going to get interesting around here. And with you here, that must mean DEADMANZ is planning something again, right?

He's more than welcome, then! We'll make a killing with him on stage. Sakuma-san really knows how to draw in a crowd. ♪

You should've told me sooner! He's one of our most valued clientele. I'll have the whole place back him up if he holds a show. ♪

Feeling thirsty, maybe? I'll get you a drink. ♪

Your switch just totally flipped.... I'm not feelin' it, that miserly attitude.

Heheh. I've decided to live true to my desires whenever I'm outside the house. ♪

I'm baaack~. ☆

Ahah. You guys are all buddy-buddy now. Don't have all the fun without good ol' me2. Move over and lemme in. ☆

Sakuma-senpai!

W-Welcome home! Thank you for always working so hard!

Ehh? Can't you make it sound less like I just got outta prison?

Well, whatever! Theeere, there, Puppy. How've you been holding up? ♪

Don't pat me! And don't call me Puppy neither! Are you drawin' a blank on my actual name?!

Ahahah. Like I'd go and forget your name. I'm not old enough ta be THAT senile yet.

It's a real cool name like Oooogami Kouga-kun, yeah? I remember, I remember.

You were just standin' over there looking all miserable. Miss me that bad?

Of course!

Wait, no! I wasn't that sad, dammit, I'll kill yaAAAGH!

Ahahah. The way your personality jumps all over the place is a riot, man.

......

Oh? Hakaze-kun! You been good? Here's a souvenir for ya, macademia nut chocolates. ♪

Can you not talk to me like we're friends? You seem unusually upbeat. Was going overseas that fun? Where'd you travel this time?

Feels like I damn near sailed through the Seven Seas just about. What am I, a pirate3? Wasn't all that fun, really. It was hell, literal hell on earth.

There were problems no matter where I went. Havin' to clean up each and every mess ate up all my time. Almost feels like some kinda tall tale with all I did out there.

The sorta stuff that makes one believe in conspiracy theories, really, even if it's business as usual for me.

Hahah. I don't fully get it, but it sounds tough—like you're a main character or something.

Reincarnation 4

Location: Underground Live House

... Oh, my bad. Now ain't exactly the best time for a leisurely chat.

I've gotta pop by the Academy to finish a report. Think you can get practice going without me?

I'll be back right after to raise hell and commemorate my grand return with a little live.

A little abrupt, sure, but you gotta roll with the punches.

Hello? Don't just go deciding whatever without our input. You're doing that here?

If so, too bad? We've got another band booked from now until night.

Ohh, no worries, it's cool, it's cool. We're real tight, me and them. They even threw me a welcome party at the airport.

They handed it over real quick when I asked, saying, "It'll be our pleasure."

Huh? I mean. What are you, some kind of king or something?

I'm just bein' myself, haha... in a sorta joking way. It wouldn't feel right to just slide in and steal the whole stage away from the sidelines.

Well, I calmed 'em down by saying we'd alternate and go halfsies.

Double-check all you want, but I'm not lying.

Hmm~m. Well, since you said it, I'll take it as true.

As long as you pay the appropriate rental fees and keep things smooth, I've got nothing else to say.

If Sakuma-san takes the stage, it’ll attract a lot of guests and boost profits. Announcing this on social media is cool, right? It’s crucial for sales. ♪

Sure, but only sparingly. It's gonna be tough to pack in if the crowd's major.

Anyway, there you have it. We'll talk later. 'Scuse me for a hot minute. ♪

Ahahah. He disappears just as quickly as he arrives, like a whirlwind.

Mmrghh. I hardly got to talk to him and it's all your fault!

You can talk to him all you want from here on, right? I mean, you're going to keep standing on stage together as DEADMANZ, right?

No... I haven't got the go-ahead from Sakuma-senpai yet. With Hasumi-senpai steppin' out, DEADMANZ is finished. It's time to kick off a new chapter.

So I had plans to change the name to UNDEAD.

Wait, so that guy with glasses isn't with you anymore?

Yeah. He played a huge part in keepin' DEADMANZ alive, but...

All that Student Council stuff is keepin' him busy. Sounds like they're tacklin' issues here and there around the school.

It's not really about havin' different tastes in music or whatever; it feels like he and Sakuma-senpai had some kinda fallin'-out.

Not that I care where that Four-Eyes ends up. I'm stickin' with Sakuma-senpai for life.

But that don't mean I'm satisfied with his excuses. Why the hell'd he go and change his mind when he seemed to be having just as much fun as everyone else?

It looked like they were talkin' to each other during our performance as DEADMANZ, but...

The noise was so loud that I couldn't hear a thing.

Hmm~m. He seemed like a super serious guy. Maybe he just didn’t vibe with your free-spirited leader. I can’t say for sure why, though.

Guess who's baaack. ♪

So quickly!? Huh? You're already done...? That was superhuman speed, even for you!

I spotted something interestin' on the way there, so I came back.

Feast yer eyes on this bear I caught. ♪

......

Wh—of all the... ADONIS! You've gotta be kiddin' me, getting all chummy with Sakuma-senpai right in front of me!

Oh... Oogami. It's more that I owe him than anything else. Thank you for always looking out for me, Sakuma-senpai.

You're very welcome. You're the precious kid my mentor entrusted to me, so... I'm gonna take care of ya best as I can.

So. Now that we're past all that, I'm gonna have Adonis-kun here join DEADMANZ.

He needs friends who'll raise him up; the kid's got real talent when it comes to music.

Huh? Didn't DEADMANZ break up and start fresh as UNDEAD?

"Un-dead"? That's one badass name. So everything just up and changed while I wasn't aware, huh?

I'm down. DEADMANZ pretty much hit its zenith, anyhow.

Ah... I, I mean, we can leave it as DEADMANZ if you're not feeling the new name, Sakuma-senpai.

Nah, it's all good. I'm gonna have to skip town soon and go overseas again, so I'm leavin' it all to you guys. Do as you like.

I’ll join in when I’m here and feelin' up to it. So hold it down, guys. ♪

Looking forward to working with you.

Are things gonna be alright when we're this careless... ?

Well, whatever! It's always been my dream to perform alongside Sakuma-senpai! I don't care if we're dead or the living dead! I'm all in no matter what!

Haha! ♪ Let's make the best music ever, all together!

Yeah. I promise to give it my all.

Hahah. Go for broke, guys, and invite a ton of guests while you're at it, okay? ♪

You're laughin' it up like you're not one of us. How about you join up, Hakaze-kun?

You're free, right? Two first years all on their own ain't gonna cut it. They're gonna need a guardian.

I'm not always gonna be here to look after 'em, after all.

Ehhh? No way. That sounds like a hassle. I just want to enjoy life and reap the rewards without putting in the effort.

C'mon, don't say that. You've gotta work hard. There's no need to lean on others when you can bring in guests on your own, right?

Well, whatever. It's your life. But since we're the undead, we oughta live it up to keep from gettin' bored on the long path of life. ♪

Reincarnation 5

Season: Spring

Location: Resurrection Sunday Assembly Hall

The day of the performance, a week since the planning of Resurrection Sunday.

......

Wakey wakey, Oogami-senpai. Time to return to the land of the living!

Yeah, yeah! You’re not a vampire or a Spaniard, so don’t go napping in broad daylight!

You better wake up, or we're gonna start doodling on youuu. ♪

You better wake up, or we're gonna write "dog" on your foreheaad. ♪

UGAAA, shut it already! It ain't like I'm actually nodding off! I was just closin' my eyes to focus better before the actual gig!

Wah — so you were meditating? Just like a monk!

Ahahah. Oogami-senpai's surprisingly serious about this kinda stuff.

Aahn? It's just a habit. The sort that always helps me stay more productive.

Ever since that happened, I always make it a point to get myself pumped right before a performance.

"That"?

Forget it. Ugh. I ended up mumbling somethin' odd since I'm a little drowsy.

Ahahah. So you were sleeping.

Shut it already. You're about to be on, so get to warmin' up.

It's been forever since you two took on a big project. Don't go draggin' us down with you if you screw it up big time, understand?

No problem! We're strong when it counts. ♪

Maybe you are, Aniki, but I'm looking up to Oogami-senpai more here. ♪

Oh, yeah? As you oughta.

Wh — you're already changed?!

We were gonna have a bite before heading on stage. Just watch it; you two get a bit too excited and stain your clothes.

Hahah, sorry for the bad manners. Our parents didn't really teach us better.

They tried, but we turned them down so firmly we ended up not learning a thing.

Nobody's perfect, right? Looks like we won't make the cut as foodie idols4.

What, you wanted to be one?

We're pretty big eaters, so wouldn't it make a lot of sense?

Bah. Quit overthinkin' it and focus on your singing and dancing for now.

Pretty sure they say a little knowledge can be dangerous5. You gotta dabble in different areas before you can really be a Jack-of-all-trades.

Whoa. Oogami-senpai's of all people's lecturing us?

Ahahah. Now you're in senpai mode. ♪

Aahn? I am your senpai, so show me some damn respect, stupid twins!

Cease with the incessant chirping, you three.

The guests are already in and watching. How embarrassing... you rookies clearly don’t have what it takes to handle a big job like this smoothly.

Hey, hey, your lines are too long for someone who just got here, shitty Four-Eyes.

Watch your language. And don't make me lecture you on how to act around guests again. How incorrigible.

I have to monitor the crowd we're drawing and keep an eye on the atmosphere to catch any potential issues.

I'm handing this over to the transfer student. She's in charge now.

Ah, Transfer Student-san! Thanks for your hard work. ♪

Yeah, thanks! Used to being a producer yet? Feel free to ask us for help if something doesn't make sense. ♪

Not sure why they're patronizin' her like that, but whatever. More importantly, you got any idea where the rest of UNDEAD is?

We agreed to meet up, but not a single one of 'em's shown, no matter how long I've waited. I'm startin' to get worried.

Did you try giving them a call, Oogami?

Ugh. Adonis and that vampire don't know a damn thing about smartphones. I also don’t have that playboy's number.

I asked him for it once, and he just said, "It's not for guys to know. ♪"

A habitual slacker like that is going to really dislike it when work starts reaching out.

Every last one of you is a handful to manage. How incorrigible.

Just so you know, Otogari got to work early to help Kanzaki set up the site.

I cautioned him not to waste his stamina since he’s going to be standing on stage too, but…

He kept saying, “It’s fine. I’m well-trained.” I’m not sure if it’s because Sakuma is a terrible teacher, but you all have way too much freedom.

Fall in line a little more and listen to what someone tells you.

Hah! As if we're gonna act all prim and proper. There ain't a soul out there who can collar us. ♪

I’m beginning to have concerns about your work. Trust is crucial in business, so make sure to show the necessary respect for your employer.

Reincarnation 6

Location: Resurrection Sunday Assembly Hall

Hasumi-dono! Pardon the interruption!

Forgive me, but I pray you'll accompany me on this urgent matter!

Whoa, don’t pull on me! What’s going on? Did something happen?

Certainly! It seems we've entered troubled waters. I wasn't sure I could handle it on my own, and so I sought out your guidance!

You could've just told me ahead of time on your phone if you... weren't also so estranged from modern conveniences.

I'm in no position to be scolding Oogami like that. Perhaps I'm the one who's too lenient on my colleagues...

Mghh... ! I apologize for not comprehending! I shall atone by committing seppuku in a cross-shaped cut... !

Stop that. Ugh... I can't find anything to say aside from "how incorrigible". Yumenosaki has far too many problem children.

I'll save the scolding for later. Fill me in on this trouble.

At once. To put it plainly, there's a suspicious group dressed in black loitering inside the building. It's frightening the public.

I don't think they mean any harm, but their behavior is odd enough to warrant suspicion.

Adonis-dono has paused them for now, pretending to inquire about their intentions.

But he can't hold them off forever. Adonis-dono may be in danger if we don't tackle this with haste.

Dressed in black... ? Did a UFO land too, maybe? Is this Men In Black?

... Hey. Ain't they just relatives of that vampire?

You should know. Every member of that clan is dreary as hell. They've got that lifeless, corpse-like look in their eyes and wear black from head-to-toe.

Now that you mention it, this Resurrection Sunday event is happening at the same time as the Sakuma clan ritual.

That'd be why they've all gathered in the assembly hall, then.

Hmph. That bunch hasn't changed in the least. There's no point in expecting them to be mindful of TPO.

Oh! I remember that phrase from a few days ago! It means "time", "place", and "occasion", I believe. ♪

That's correct, but. Just keeping the meaning in mind isn't enough. You've got to actually put it into practice.

Anyhow, they won't take advice from anyone outside their circle. Call Sakuma; they’ll listen to him since his word is law.

Surely you know where he is right now, Oogami.

Aahn? Well, maybe if I followed his scent... ?

Not that I can sniff out a thing today what with all the freakin' food everywhere.

I mean, look at all these stalls. There's so damn many it's hard to walk through the crowd.

No doubt in thanks to Resurrection Sunday being an ancient, long lost Easter festival.

It's a celebration of the Spring Harvest, where one can sing, dance, and enjoy as many seasonal treats as they want.

Which explains why there's so much to eat.

Sakuma himself must've called out this unnecessarily large crowd and amount of food stalls. It's larger than I anticipated.

His ability to attract others is as considerable as I recall. I'd prefer him to take things more seriously and demonstrate that authority regularly, but...

I don't have the right to hold such desires anymore.

However. All this excitement is a good omen.

We can once more restore Yumenosaki to the reputation it once held; the only idol training school in Japan to give birth to so many top idols.

In this sense, Resurrection Sunday will truly live up to its name.

Keh... I don't like it. You're makin' it sound like we're goin' out of our way for everyone in Yumenosaki who went and ruined the idol industry.

What'd they do for us, huh?

Let’s not go there. Especially when we're on the verge of something new. It's natural to reflect on the past occasionally, and it’s important to honor it.

The blessings we've received from the land in the past remind us to be thankful for the harvest. It perfectly aligns with the theme of Resurrection Sunday.

Hasumi-dono~? Pardon me for interrupting again, but this isn't the time for a carefree chat! We need to make haste!

You're right... — Oogami. Sorry to do this before your number, but come with me. We need to track down Sakuma and take care of that lot in black.

Kanzaki and the transfer student will carry out what I originally had planned where possible.

Neither of you are Student Council, so I appreciate your help even when it's not your responsibility.

Why, it's nothing. Between this and Resurrection Sunday's "ressuns", I'll have gained a wealth of experience.

I am, at the very least, able to contribute in this way. Rewarding your generosity with my service is the warrior's creed.

Right. I'm counting on you.

2wink. Start advertising if you've got time to spare.

We’ll have a lot of outsiders in the audience, so make sure to communicate the basic rules of the DreamFes event ahead of time.

I want you to convey to the rest that everything's fine and our guests dressed in black aren't suspicious or anything to worry about.

You're good at that, aren't you?

Whoa. He's ordering us around like it's natural!

And when we don't even have to listen. We shouldn't have to do extra work as punishment when we’re not doing anything wrong.

Refuse if you want. But don't you want Resurrection Sunday to be a success since you'll be part of it?

Initially, you were still on probation.

But then a certain someone helped you get reinstated early, so I'd appreciate a bit of gratitude.

Ghh. This guy's way too smooth a talker.

He’s got a pulse on how to win us over every time. But okay, as long as it works out for us.

Good. You're all dismissed. Give it your all, each of you.

Hahah. Why's the guy who won't get on stage the one callin' all the shots, huh? Hasumi-senpai.

Reincarnation 7

Location: Resurrection Sunday Assembly Hall

(gulp, gulp) ... Delicious. One more cup, please.

Very well. I've never seen a child drink vegetable juice so cheerfully.

You voice your thoughts so candidly, Adonis-kun. The words that fall from your lips are quite convincing.

You might well shine on a TV commercial.

Will we ever have plans to do that kind of work… ? I feel like commercials for vegetable juice don't really match UNDEAD's dark and edgy image.

Kukuku. That's spot on. A phrase like, "Ah, how delicious is the freshly-squeezed fruit of paradise...!" might certainly be taken for a gag.

We'll need to select work that aligns with current trends. Focusing only on gloomy and cursed content will limit our self-expression.

You can start by expanding and improving your image this very moment, during Resurrection Sunday.

You're an idol, after all. Reach for greater heights.

And while we may be monsters of the darkest night, our darling audience lies within the brilliant sunlight.

To serve as the bridge between both worlds--to reduce the distance; that's a magnificent thing to do, I believe.

Hmm. It sounds difficult... but necessary.

Indeed. Which is why we'll handle the heavy thinking for now. You youths can just concentrate on giving it your all.

Starting with this nourishing meal first thing.

Drink and eat to your heart's content. There's heaps of in-season fruits and vegetables. ♪

It always seems like you're eating nothing but meat, Adonis-kun.

Nourishment is all about balance, not excess. It’s important to plan a well-rounded diet.

But aren't there countries where the people only eat meat?

Only out of necessity. Mankind are omnivores. In a country free from hunger such as this one, one's personal preferences are entirely up to you.

You don't necessarily have any allergies, do you, Adonis-kun?

I don't hate vegetables, if that's what you mean... — the fruit, the vegetables, the juice; all of it's good.

But in order to get stronger I think it's best to eat meat.

Fufu. Such dedication to food. Then there's no sense in trying to guide you any further. Your life is your own, so live it as you like.

Ah — I finally found ya! What’re you havin' such a happy-go-lucky lunchtime for, huh, you damned vampire bastard!

Oh, Puppy. What’s got you so flustered?

There, there. You must’ve missed me so. I’ll give you plenty of attention. Here we gooo. Be sure to fetch the ball when I throw it. ♪

You wanna die?! Quit playin' dumb about what I'm here for already!

I'm no Almighty God, you know.

But yes, I've been busy feigning ignorance towards those who came from outside campus. My head’s spinning, and the sun’s still up.

Then why're we holdin' this event during the day when our performance is gonna take the hit?! I mean, ain't the sunlight gonna do you in?

Think, Puppy. You're no wolf or dog, but a human who's sound of mind.

My clan is much like myself, weak to the light only to dwell in the darkness.

If so many of them were to gather to no avail they'd be a nuisance to the general public unless it's after dark.

Ah, but... I see. Forgive me

They're making everyone uneasy and you've come to me to deal with them?

Yeah. That damn Four-Eyes assembled a buncha people to handle 'em, but it seems like they ain't listening.

It's no use if it ain't you I guess, so get your ass over there.

That suspicious group, huh. I tried to hold them back myself, but as soon as I looked away they vanished and took cover behind something.

They were oddly quick for a group that seemed to be old men. This is the first time anyone's thrown me off the trail. I'm still far too weak.

There's no helping that. We've been running and hiding for hundreds of years... it's wholly different. Pulling the wool over our pursuer's eyes only to disappear is our forte.

Anyhow. There's no way around it, then, even if I'd rather not move about when I'm so listless during the day...

The members of my clan who're especially close to being pure-blooded, much like Ritsu, are particularly weak to the sunlight.

Still they gathered and spurred on just to witness the coming heir's grand occasion. We should welcome them as guests of honor, not shoo them away like beasts.

Guide me to them, Puppy, and hold a parasol up for me if you would.

Tch. You're one time-consuming old man, dammit. I enrolled into Yumenosaki to become an idol, not to nurse the elderly.

I'm aware. Hence my comeback needs to be splendid so I won't continue to wither away.

Until then... I'm afraid I'll keep giving you trouble.

'Course you will. I wouldn't have it any other way. I'd even walk a path of shame 'til the day you're eventually revived.

Let's go, "Sakuma-senpai". Want me to pick you up and carry you if you're feelin' weak in the legs?

There's no need. My feet are still firmly on the ground.

Reincarnation 8

Location: Resurrection Sunday Assembly Hall

Yes. As you can see, "I, personally6", am not being forced to do this... I'm truly standing here of my own accord.

My answer for you hasn't changed since the day I overcame your opposition and enrolled in Yumenosaki Academy.

And while I can't say there haven't been hardships along the way, the work has been enjoyable and fulfilling.

So please, put your minds at ease. A youth like myself wouldn't dare say something so pretentious, but I think it'd best to look at the long term.

Every day our clan's losing common ground with a world that exists in the bright of day.

You've turned your curious gazes away from your surroundings today as well. I'm sure you've all realized that once again.

I will change all that. Someday, for sure... Being an idol is merely my way of achieving this. By no means am I making light of our plight.

Please find it in yourselves to enjoy today's festivities, and, much like our ancestors, dream of the day we can come to love one another like neighbors.

......

Oogami. You need to eat too. Have some meat.

... Are you all right? You look pale.

If you're worried about why Hakaze-senpai hasn't shown, apparently he was "delivered" to the stage ahead of time for that ritual.

It'll be fine. We can see that Sakuma-senpai's clan are being convinced into quieting down.

From what we've heard, they're apparently going to watch the stage from a pavilion a little ways away. That way they won't cause any discomfort or fear to anyone around them.

It feels wrong to isolate them, but this way we can mend the situation.

Resurrection Sunday can proceed as planned, without any issues. The audience is also larger than we expected, so I'm sure this'll turn out to be extremely successful.

So don't panic, Oogami. Fill up on meat and keep your chin up just in case we slip up somehow.

Eatin' a lot's just gonna make me sluggish. It'd be bad if one of us got sick on stage. You don't go stuffin' yourself too much either.

... I look miserable 'cause this is the first time in a while that that damn vampire's ever felt so far. But I'm just being bratty. Feelin' sorry for myself.

He's talkin' to them all politely, like a totally different person for some reason...

But who is that over there? It made me realize the usual annoying, old man way of talkin' is really just some character he made up.

Then the Sakuma-senpai we're used seeing is just an act and he's been pretending this whole time without revealing his true self... ? Like he's been lying to us?

Nah, it's not an act. That's just how he is now. But what's with all that false modesty crap? The hell's he mean by "I, personally"? It pisses me the hell off.

But—I can't express myself all that well—but it got me wonderin' what the "real Sakuma-senpai" is like.

Is what we see over there an illusion?

Was it all a lie, an act, a fabrication?

Then who was the guy who spent his youth dancin' and singin' on stage with us?

When I started thinkin' about it I got confused. Now I've got mixed feelings.

Hey, Adonis. I don't get it... I was a huge fan of that guy in the past. I admired him so much I even enrolled into Yumenosaki Academy.

I wanted to be just like him.

I used to think I woulda done whatever it takes forever to become him...

Then I realized, man, I don't understand a damn thing; I'm at a loss for words.

I feel so damn empty, dammit... I can't be like this right before our gig. Time to devour a meal and fire myself up. We're gonna pull this off perfectly, so don't worry, got it?

... Oogami. I don't think I can rid you of your anxiety since I'm not good with words.

But I'm still going to try, since I have no clue about Sakuma-senpai myself.

One day, without warning... he appeared before my eyes. At the center of a crowd wearing tattered rags, he stood like the image of a messiah straight from the Bible.

And he was singing with evident joy, enough to gradually get everyone to imitate him.

Even with their jarring, foreign singing, Sakuma-senpai happily taught everyone how to stay on-key and carry their voices.

Everyone was in a trance... and as the people gathered one after another, their ensemble rang out.

From the starving children, suffering from their hunger, to the plump aristocrats, thinking of nothing but money; there was no disparity in social class there, the difference between each individual indistinguishable.

Just happiness and a song. I was one of them, just blending in with the rest as I started singing too.

I'll always remember that song.

If he — if everything about Sakuma-senpai is just a delusion, then what was that? Could something like that really come to being in this world from an empty void?

I don't think so. He's the wonderful first verse of a song, exactly like the name zero, or "Rei" implies7. In other words, I don't think it means emptiness.

Everything starts from that zero and then continues; ... one, two, three. The sound swells, amplifies and overlaps, resonates far and wide.

It gets harder to see who he is from each beginning, but... I don't think that means our Sakuma-senpai never existed.

Rather, projecting himself like that, like an enormous tree spreading all of its branches; they're all him.

So I believe that Sakuma Rei is an outstanding person.

The one in the past, the one now, and the one right before us8 — they're all "Sakuma Rei".

Chances are we're misjudging him when we only have a single leaf that's fallen from the tree to go off of.

......

F-Forgive me. I did my best to express myself. Was it difficult to understand?

Nah, more like... you're a real sentimental guy, Adonis. Guess we've gotta write song lyrics someday. Fact is, things can't always go my way.

A massive tree, huh. And its roots, with beautiful flowers that're bound to grow huge... hope I end up bein' like that eventually. As someone who was just born human, or as a man, I mean.

You wanna grow big like that too, am I right, Adonis?

Yeah. That's why I'm here in this country as your comrade — as one of UNDEAD.

Translation Notes

  1. ↑ Keito's follow-up response to Rei's "Bouzu, tomorrow our roads will branch off and never cross again." in Crossroad's Monologue chapter.
  2. ↑ Rei refers to himself as "Oresama-chan" (俺様ちゃん) here. To keep things consistent with other stories at the time, this is the way I'm going to be translating it.
  3. ↑ UNDEAD participates in a similarly themed concert titled PirateFes just a year later.
  4. ↑ Hinata's using the term 食べドル, or more literally put, an "eating idol". It's an idol trend where they promote various foods to increase their amount of dining friends, or fanbase. I opted for the term foodie.
  5. ↑ A proverb and slight misquotation of a saying by Alexander Pope. It implies that just a little learning on various subjects will mislead you into thinking you're an expert.
  6. ↑ Rei is using "Watashi" (私) as his pronoun as he speaks in a polite manner to his family members.
  7. ↑ Rei's name (零) is the numerical zero, which often represents emptiness, nothingness, and the void. Adonis's long-winded explanation stems from that.
  8. ↑ I had to completely rewrite this scene so it'd make more sense in English, but in a more literal sense he's stating that every Rei they encounter that utilizes different pronouns (俺/我輩/私) to refer to himself are all the same person.

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Season: Spring

Regeneration 1

Location: 2-A Classroom

I'm finished with my class diary, Adonis-dono.

Impressive as always, Kanzaki. You work quickly, and your penmanship is always top-notch.

Hahah. Our homeroom teacher, Sagami Jin, found it detrimental. "I can barely read your handwriting; it's too good," he said. I've been fond of writing since childhood, so you could say I'm fairly confident in my ability.

Is that so. I'm a bit envious. My Japanese writing skills aren't where I want them to be.

I'm the only one who takes so long at autograph sessions that a line forms. It's causing problems for the others.

Ah, that I understand. I've had my share of mistakes too. It bothered Hasumi-dono and Kiryuu-dono when I started grinding the sumi for my autograph.

They said I should be aware of the "teepee-oh"...

I'm told that often, but what is "teepee-oh" exactly?

Not even a look in a dictionary could tell me. Do you know what it means, Adonis-dono?

It's an abbreviation; the English initials for time, place, and occassion.1

Ah, that makes sense.

It would've been better if they'd said that right from the start. Why go to the trouble of saying it in English... let alone just by those initials?

Hmm. You can save time by using shortening long expressions. It's a good way to stay organized when things change frequently.

Your upperclassmen in AKATSUKI clearly see you as someone who can deliver excellent results.

On that note, I'm jealous. Everyone in UNDEAD tends to treat me like a child.

Especially Sakuma-senpai. He's always looking out for me and giving me praise. If he could, he'd likely hold me and pat my head while saying, "there, there".

Does that frustrate you, Adonis-dono?

I feel a great deal of gratitude towards them. But I've gotten stronger...

I don't want to be someone who needs sheltering. I want to be someone dependable who supports everyone. No... I want them to think of me as one of their own.

That's why I've been upping the weight I lift during my workouts, and right now, I'm focusing on my biceps. Being dependable means having powerful muscles.

Ohh, such well-developed biceps. Still, muscles are but another word for meat. Excessive exercise will only slow your pace and constrict your range of motion.

Then those muscles will simply get in the way. There's no need to strain yourself over this "toreiningu". Just let it all develop naturally.

Such is the human body, after all. Honestly, I don't care much for those excessive methods of practice from the West.

We're still growing. It's best not to complicate things now and have it impact you later.

Hmm... That's a good point. But I think it's better to plan your training carefully to be ready for any potential challenges ahead.

Ah, that is also true; yet don't overlook that fact that we're still fairly inexperienced... Adonis-dono.

In any case, you've ceased writing. It's important to follow through on commitments.

Right. All that's left is checking whether the doors are locked, then heading to the staff room to hand over the class diaries to Sagami-sensei.

Fufu. We're fairly close on the attendance sheet, hence why I'm blessed to be paired with you often for daily duties.

We have a good relationship where we compensate for what the other lacks, don't we, Adonis-dono? ♪

Yeah. If that's how you see things between us, I'm happy to hear it.

( Good. I'm talking to Kanzaki naturally... )

( I... — no, UNDEAD, recently rose against the Student Council during the S1 and DDD lives. )

( Playing a big part in helping to overthrow their rule. )

( We went head-to-head against both AKATSUKI and fine in S1 and the DDD, taking on the lord that Kanzaki serves and treasures. )

( We were as enemies. I wouldn't blame him for feeling angry and resentful towards us even now. Still, Kanzaki has always been a rejuvenating presence since the day we met. )

( I took advantage of that. Putting on a face as if nothing had happened to shamelessly grow even closer. )

( I hurt my friend, and I still haven't apologized. )

( I'm... weak. )

... Mm? What's the matter, Adonis-dono? Is there something on my face?

No... uhm, Kanzaki. Actually, there's something I need to talk to you about.

AWWRAH, comin' through! You in here, Adonis? Let's haul ass to our lessons together!

... Oogami. Your timing is really unfortunate.

Now see here, Oogami... -dono, I believe? You must open the door more quietly. Have some tact.

Aahn? Where're my freakin' manners then, I guess.

'Scuse me for bein' a bit of an unruly, stray dog... wait, just who're you callin' a dog, huh?! I'm a badass wolf!

No one said anything of the sort. ... You really are a boorish man, aren't you? Your conduct betrays your upbringing.

Aahn? Is your raised right upbringing the only thing your ass is proud of? I don't like that smug look on your face... ya spoiled brat!

... O-Oogami. Why're you always so aggressive? You need to get along.

Hmph. Where's my reason to give a shit, then? This guy's our enemy. Soon as he shows an opening I'm gonna tear his throat out!

... I'm not so out of practice that I'd lose to a brigand like you.

Regeneration 2

Location: 2-A Classroom

Anyhow. I heard "Andeddo" is taking a break from their activities, but you still have a "ressun" to attend?

No, I... I didn't hear anything about this. I thought we were off today. I was planning on going to Track and Field Club practice afterward.

Nah, we're still in time-out. That vampire bastard said we’re goin' through a recovery period for a little while.

I'm just here to ask ya to practice with me on your own. Y'think I walked all the way to class A just for fun?

Listen up, Adonis. The future is now.

We revived with a bang during the S1 and DDD, makin' sure every last one of those fools would remember the name UNDEAD...

But this is just the beginning—the jump-off point to our legend, am I right? Don't tell me you tapped out already.

Recovery period? Forget that noise. We've done more than enough relaxin'!

No more huddling together in the darkness, huggin' our knees to our chests like a coupla scared little brats while everyone else acts like they run the show!

We finally revived! We can't stop now! We've gotta flat-out dash to the top!

If it's you and me, we can make it happen! Right, Adonis?!

......

Keh! Whatever, fine. I'm not gonna force it if you ain't feelin' up to it. I'll do it all on my own, just like I've been doing this whole damn time!

I'm a proud lone wolf! Even if the rest get brutally taken down and they parade your corpses, "UNDEAD"'ll thrive through me! I don't need any decaying bodies!

Later. Sorry for buggin' ya.

... Wait. I'll go with you. You're right; this is out beginning.

I might have relaxed a bit too much in taking time off, but I've been working hard on bulking up. I should have bounced back from my fatigue by now.

What we need to focus on is our lessons. We're finally feeling a warmth in these bodies of ours, so there's no stopping us now.

Now we're talkin'. Only time you're allowed to bite it is when you're truly done for... Figures you'd get me, Adonis, as a fellow member of UNDEAD. ♪

That's right. I'm one of you, in UNDEAD.

... Kanzaki. Looks like my plans are changing a bit. I'm going to a lesson now. Is this going to violate any school rules?

I wish you wouldn't ask me each and every little thing regarding that.

Practicing on your own should be fine. Putting on a "raibu" performance for profit, though, is another matter altogether.

We aren't gonna.

fine provoked me into holdin' a live right after the S1 and then that bastard of a vampire scolded me plenty.

He made me promise not to do any unless we have a full roster ready, ...but.

I was reluctant at first. I just wanna go guns blazing on stage and sing my freakin' heart out, y'know?

Fufu. You really love to sing, Oogami.

Hah! And who the hell hates it, exactly? You ain't an idol if you do!

Very well. Now that I've a grasp on the situation, Adonis-dono, I'll take care of locking up and submitting the class diaries. Feel free to head for your lesson.

Mmh? I can stick around and finish the work with you first.

Not to worry; I can handle what's left. I have nothing planned after this, after all.

... What. Is AKATSUKI goin' through a period of recovery too?

After not even performing at the DDD? Bet you got cold feet after the way Trickstar beat your ass and had you backin' off in tears.

Hahah! What a riot, especially when you champions were actin' so high and mighty about being invincible and undefeated.

... A loser like yourself has no room to talk. Make a mockery of AKATSUKI any further and I'll cut you down.

Bring it! If ya can, that is. Settlin' everything with violence since you can't win in a live? About time the rotten Student Council revealed its true colors... !

Stop... I'm urging you. Please don't fight.

Oogami is my comrade and Kanzaki my closest friend. I don't want to see you two fighting... Actually, I can't do conflict like this at all.

Seeing it alone, ... pains me.

... Hmph. While normally I wouldn't let such transgressions pass quietly, I'll sheathe my blade and overlook this matter on account of Adonis-dono.

I will say this, however: don't get carried away.

The revolution succeeded and brought forth change to Yumenosaki. But that doesn't mean the Student Council, AKATSUKI, nor the school regulations have fallen into ruin.

We still stand whether it be the past or adjoining present. We'll be back on track in an instant if you lose your footing.

If you aren't looking at what's ahead and lose the people's confidence with such rude behavior... everything'll be right back to where it started in no time.

The vicissitudes of fortune, as it were. Thus it'd do you well not to ruin this miracle you've obtained through effort alone.

Build a brilliant, fulfilling future so we can look back on our dying hour and say, "I'm glad that we lost".

Though I don't mind if you yield and deem such a thing impossible. I'm always ready to take your place.

Regeneration 3

Location: Hallway

30 minutes later.

Heeeey! Sorry to make ya wait, Adonis!

I'm good at waiting. Back in my hometown, I often had to bide my time in thickets for half a day during the hunt.

You... You sure do make this backstory of yours sound like a total joke.

It's typical, to me. More importantly, that took a while. Did you manage to borrow the lesson room?

Nah. No luck whatsoever. It's tough when everyone and their mom's in a hurry to occupy it these days. Someone else already reserved it before us.

Every unit's been real active since the DDD.

Even when all they did before was perch on the sidelines before like a buncha fence-sitting scavengers, just watching the Student Council throw their weight around.

Fence-sitting...?2 I'm not quite used to these Japanese expressions yet, but I get the gist of what you mean.

Good. So anyway, we're gonna be using the Light Music Club's room again.

I'm in charge of the key, so we're free to use it whenever. It's even totally fair to claim all the noise we're gonna make is just club activities.

Alright. But I feel bad for intruding on your club all the time.

Who cares. We're buds from the same unit, right? If it bugs ya that bad, though, maybe we can head for Track and Field... practice on the field or whatever.

Hmm. The Track and Field club isn't the only group using the grounds, so we could potentially interfere with other activities happening there.

The wind whipping up the sand could also damage our instruments.

Hah. So you're sayin' it wouldn't be practical. Well, we do gotta take care of those.

Still, UNDEAD's appeal leans towards the wild side, which means we'll be having live outdoor performances more often.

We need to come up with a strategy to address that.

Hmm. You're right... what to do, huh. S'not like we can perform with a vinyl sheet coverin' my guitar, either.

That ain't wild or rockin' at all.

I think it's fairly rockin', actually. Isn't going against the grain and doing your own thing what rock is all about?

Hah! Like you know shit about rock. ... If I gotta be honest, though, I only started caring myself after Sakuma-senpai got mad famous for it in the past.

Hiiiiiiihhh?!

UWAUGH?! —Whoa! The hell's wrong with you, huh?!

Hakaze-senpai... ?

You went flying out of the Light Music Club room... what turned you so pale? Did I use that expression correctly? "Turned pale"3, that is.

Uh, huh? What're you... look, who cares about that right now! Move it, move it! I'm going home!

Ughhh, I knew I should've ignored these totally unlike me thoughts, the "maybe I should show up for practice for once" ones!

I regret everything! Sakuma-san's literally impossible to comprehend!

Wait. Don't create a scene and just walk away from it. I'm concerned... genuinely concerned about what happened, Hakaze-senpai. I want to help you if you'll let me.

Owowow! Don't grab onto me out of nowhere like that! You're gonna rip my hand off! Clean off! Your grip strength is too intense, big guy!

I trained that too. I want to get stronger. ... And to make things clear, it's "Otogari Adonis", not "big guy". It's about time you remembered my name.

Okay, okay! I surrender. Really! So can you let go of me already? Leaving a mark there might give girls the wrong impression, just so you know!

Kaoru-kuuuuun...

Hiihh! He followed me! Shoo, shoo! Don't come any closer, you pervert... !

Oookay. Are you gonna explain what the hell's going on' here, you damn vampire? Only a decrepit old-timer would go out of his way to cause problems for the youths!

How harsh... Still, I want to apologize. I didn't expect Kaoru-kun to reject me to this extent.

What a sad affair. Was I wrong to assume that we'd gotten closer... ?

Hold on. It's only normal to make a run for it when someone suddenly says something like, "let me suck your blood"—no matter how close!

Blood... ? Ah, yeah. It's about that time again, huh? We've been so busy lately it slipped my mind.

Eh? Looks like you know what's up, Doggie.

Don't call me Doggie unless you wanna get eviscerated, ya damn playboy.

Anyway, this same thing happened around this time last year.

Hey, vampire bastard. What're you bein' so cruel for, huh?

Anyone would take off after you told 'em, "I wanna suck your blood," completely devoid of any context. You got cobwebs up there or somethin', aahn?

Yes... forgive me. I had just woken up and my mind was a bit foggy, you see.

I'll go over everything now in explicit detail, so fret not, Kaoru-kun. Come back to the room with us. I assure you, I won’t do anything to hurt you.... kukuku. ♪

Regeneration 4

Location: Light Music Club Clubroom

Resurrection Sunday... ?

Ohh, you mean ''Easter''4. That's a holiday most Japanese probably aren't too familiar with.

Really? That's a surprise. Japan has such a unique cultural history.

Sounds like you're in the loop, though, playboy.

You know it. Girls won't dig you if you don't show any appreciation for national holidays.

But how does a holiday like Easter relate to all your controversial comments from earlier?

Ah, yes. You see... my clan has a ritual we follow during it, even though it comes with its fair share of challenges.

As the next head, I must partake of the blood of a youth, much like one would during the Spring Harvest5... essentially.

They insist on carrying it out rather regularly, actually.

Yet I find it an outdated and senseless act. I managed to set this aside by claiming I was busy, but...

Now that the matter of the DDD has been resolved, my clan grows impatient still.

They've become rather uneasy over whether I'll perform it properly or not. There's no knowing what they'll do next.

So I thought it best to nip this in the bud, as they're unlikely to back down.

With someone close at hand, that is.

Ngh. I don't entirely get it, but it sounds pointlessly humiliating... !

Kukuku. I want to clarify that my intention in seeking you out, Kaoru-kun, was simply because of who you are.

I was half-asleep and in a hurry just a moment ago, but the more I reflected the more I grew convinced you were the most suitable.

I implore you. If you wish to help me, won't you let me drink your blood?

Not even if gaze at me with those cute puppy dog eyes! It grosses me out!

Sniff, sniff. Flat-out denied...

There's no reason for concern; I wouldn't be biting you on the neck like in a horror movie. The blood is collected well in advance and mixed with grape juice to make a beverage.

Really? Kind of like a sacred wine6?

Indeed. I believe we're using the grape juice since I'm underage. Plus, it'll mask the taste; I'm not too comfortable with the idea of consuming someone else's blood.

Hence why I decided to ask you, Kaoru-kun. Won't you have mercy on me and come to my aid?

Uuu... sorry. I just can't! I'm open to anything a girl asks me to, but even if you paid me, there's no way I could do this for you, Sakuma-san!

...... (patheticly dejected sigh)

Eh? What're you acting so miserable for? Did I seriously say something that terrible?

I got it. How about Doggi... Koga-kun?

Since Koga-kun totally adores you, he'll gladly offer up that blood you need! Right? Right? ♪ (wink)

There's nothin' to like about someone who's just a shadow of his former self...

He can't use me anyway. Pretty sure you can only be part of that ritual once.

I did it before, which means I'm out as a candidate.

Certainly. The one having their blood sucked dry will be known as the sacrifice that I shall gratefully receive.

And in terms of the ritual, after the ceremony concludes... you die.

The dead can't be offered up, hence why I can't choose our Puppy here.

......

Sakuma-senpai. I have a suggestion. Would it be possible to use me instead?

I want to pay you back for always looking out for me. Unlike Oogami, I don't recall having participated in this ritual, so there shouldn't be any issue.

I'm fit to donate since I have a big and healthy body. Drink all you want, if you'd like.

Forcing someone to do something they don't want is immoral. Violence shouldn't have to be the answer.

Hah. Immoral and violent? You crack me up. Ain't both of those supposed to be our sales pitch?

That's just the image we put together. I thought Sakuma-san's vampire thing was just part of the overall concept we developed, too.

Fufu. Whether concept or simply a lie, it'll become real if you keep telling it for a hundred years or longer.

Or in this case, ... hand it down for generation after generation like my ancestors did with this long-established ritual.

I can't simply end the ongoing tradition I've inherited. I want to do something for my family since I know well how they feel.

But if Kaoru-kun is absolutely unwilling to help me, then... I guess I'll have to consider Adonis-kun's generous offer instead.

You should. Go ahead and drink my blood, Sakuma-senpai. Even though our blood types differ, there shouldn't be any problems since this isn't a transfusion.

Regeneration 5

Location: Light Music Club Clubroom

Mmh... you're the precious child my former mentor entrusted to me. I have no intention of causing you any harm, let alone with a needle.

I'm glad enough just knowing how you feel, Adonis-kun. Thank you. You're such a good boy. ♪

I... I wish you wouldn't pat me on the head like this. My second eldest sister will get upset if I mess up my bangs.

Ah, yes. If I recall correctly, wasn't she a beautician?

Wait, seriously? That's so chic ♪ I imagined all your sisters to be like, Amazons or something.

No, that sounds about right.

.... Hm?

We're baaack! 2wink, reporting for duty! ☆

Ahahah. It's looking pretty lively in here today. ♪

Here comes the twins, hella loud like always. Better keep that noise down or else.

Oh, dear. Oogami-senpai's in such a mood.

(whisper whisper) Must be another romantic dispute with that Sakuma-senpai, wouldn't you say, Missus Yuuta?

Oh, yes, Missus Hinata. That’s all they ever do, don’t you know?

UGYAAAH! Quit with all the irritating muttering, or I'll snap ya right in half!

Heheh. But can the likes of you crush us when we’re united in purpose?! Fusion! ☆

Try this on for size! We’re twice as tall when I’m on Aniki’s shoulders... ☆ Come ooon, come on! Let's see you get us now!

Pushing your luck with me when you're in the mood for it, huh? And here I was worried you'd be mopin' around.

Kukuku. The twins certainly are in high spirits. Tell me, has your volunteer work been rewarding?

You working as volunteers? That's remarkable.

Thanks! Only uh, this is actually sort of our punishment for breaking the rules during the DDD!

We're currently in "good kids restoring their reputation" mode. Today, we were even picking up cans on the coastline.

Heheh. No worries. With Sakuma-senpai pulling the strings and the transfer student on board, we'll be right back to our regular schedule in no time.

We haven't decided on what our first gig will be like after our return, though.

Sakuma-senpai, do you have any good job opportunities lined up? Even being extras for UNDEAD would hit for us right now.

Hmm, let's avoid calling you extras. I'd rather devise a plan that'll help you stand out.

We had you handling all the dirty work during both the S1 and DDD events, after all.

For that, I apologize to the both of you from the depths of my heart.

Ahahah! We knew we were signing up to be sacrifices when we took the job, Sakuma-senpai.

Losing there would've been miserable, so let's celebrate our victory instead.

We can bounce back from hitting rock bottom no problem! ♪

Where's all that confidence coming from when we haven't even settled on the direction for our unit yet? In fact, we're still in the midst of arguing about it.

Ehhh? But we aren't arguing. You're the one clashing with me all on our own, Yuuta-kun.

Since we're a pair, one person's opinion holds a lot of weight, right? This a big deal for us, so make sure you think it over before doing anything, Aniki.

Heheh. Onii-chan's always focused! On our happiness, I mean... ♪

On that note, Sakuma-senpai—

I was just pretending to be modest, but honestly, we deserve a ton of rewards for all the help we've given. ♪

You expert at begging, you. There, there. Let's come up with something, then.

Shouldn't you be minding your own business? You've got enough on your plate with that ritual, Sakuma-san.

Eh? A what? A ritual? I don't totally get what's going on, but it sounds fun. ☆

You'll latch onto anything, Aniki.

Fufu. Truth be told, such and such happened, and now I'm following through with one of my clan's rituals.

For all my procrastination thus far, it should definitely be as eye-catching as possible.

Hmm. Since everyone is willing to pitch in...

Perhaps it'd be best to organize a joint performance with 2wink, allowing me to act out the ritual during the intermission.

And if the Student Council were to approve our proposal, the funds would certainly enhance our preparations.

I didn't want my personal affairs to intertwine with my work as an idol, but...

We could solve various problems in one fell swoop.

Well. What do you think? Is it worth pursuing?

Hold up. Don't go rushin' through the entire process when no one got a damn thing you just said.

And don't skip all the details straight to the end, either. Give us an explanation that makes sense for once, ya vampire bastard.

Not to worry. I'll explain it all from the beginning properly.

I envision us as comrades who can understand the other without a need for translation, who can read each other's minds, but...

Not knowing what makes someone tick is what makes this fleeting life in the world of the living7 so amusing.

Regeneration 6

Location: Student Council Room

Hasumi-dono! Come, come. Sit down and enjoy some tea.

I appreciate it. I often find myself getting thirsty when I read for some reason.

It seems you don't notice when you're reading aloud a bit softly, Hasumi-dono. It's only commonplace for your throat to become dry when speaking at length.

Mmh. Now that you mention it, I was doing it to get a sense of the rhythm.

I must be doing it out of habit unnecessarily. Taking the time to observe every word is an essential rule of reading.

Eichi taught me how to speed read, but it feels like you don't retain anything with that method.

When it comes to short novels and haikai8, it's important to go beyond just a surface understanding of the concepts within.

Heh. As a novice, I might struggle to express a plausible opinion at times, but. If you believe it to be so, then it must be indeed, Hasumi-dono.

... Kanzaki. Come a little closer.

Hm? For what reason, exactly? Are you going to pat my head?

If that's what you want. Assisting with the Student Council when you're not a member... — honestly, your work has been invaluable to us.

Our students becoming active again is all very well, but your efforts have ensured our responsibilities haven't doubled or nearly tripled as a result.

We have to consider everyone's wishes, after all, especially as our influence is diminishing.

A machine that can't run unless it's well-oiled, unable to bear the weight of such a heavy load. How incorrigible...

Well, this happiness we never thought possible is preferable when compared to the time when everyone was lifeless.

That said. Is something bothering you, Kanzaki?

Mmh? Why would you think so?

You have split ends. That demeanor of yours is usually impeccable, so you're definitely feeling stressed in some way, right?

Why not go somewhere to relax and enjoy yourself? I won't object to it.

The Student Council is swamped right now, so I’ve arranged a break for you just in case. Things should settle down in about two weeks.

Heh. Attending you to you; nay, being of use to you is my happiness. It may sound idealistic, but that's what I wish to say from the heart.

... I see. Forgive me, Kanzaki.

Such is life. I'm fortunate to have come out from this with only a few split ends. In harder times, I would've cut my stomach after enduring such a losing battle.

Indeed... but this losing streak doesn't spell the end for us either.

Our wounds from the DDD live show are shallow, thanks to Eichi's quick thinking in getting us to withdraw early. We still have time to stage our comeback.

This is just the starting line. Things are going to get busier from here-on out, Kanzaki.

Aye, I can only hope. I trust my ancestors would be proud of the fact that I'm able to live as a warrior in this time, even without the presence of war.

ORAAH! Make way, Four-Eyes!

... I might be a virtuous priest, but your disrespectful behavior makes me want to whack you with the khakkhara9, Oogami.

Look up the word "manners" in the dictionary. That's if you can read.

Aahn? Nag, nag, nag—that's all your sharp tongue ever does. How 'bout I cut it out for you, huh?

(glaring)

Calm down, Kanzaki. He's just having some fun. I'll be perfectly fine.

Well? What do you want? Did you come here to catch us in tears and mock us after carrying out your revolution?

Bah. Like you'd be bawling your eyes out over somethin' so minor. You had your tear ducts removed the same time as your umbilical cord, am I right? Merciless Four-Eyes.

Enough. Stop pairing "Four-Eyes" with every negative term you can think of.

Kukuku. Some say the closer you are, the more you argue. How long will the two of you continue this back-and-forth?

Sakuma. ... What're you planning? It's unusual of you to come here of your own accord.

I can occasionally; I'm a living creature, after all. Nor am I here on a particularly special errand or anything. I merely came here to present my proposal like anyone else would.

An extremely natural act for an idol of Yumenosaki, no?

I suppose. On the other hand, ... it's odd to see you acting normally.

As leader of UNDEAD, it only makes sense you'd come here to submit your proposal.

... But it's hard to trust you when your words and actions always seem to have an underlying motive.

Kukuku. You needn't read into it too much. There is nothing that is strange in this world10, Hasumi-kun.

Hearing that from you is irritating, to say the least. But if all you wanted was hand over this proposal, why is Oogami here?

His presence isn't necessary. Have you got him on a tight leash?

I'm not a freakin' pet! I went with 'cause I was curious. I'm not gonna get in your way or trash the place or anything, so just ignore me.

Hmm... well, no matter. I don't have time to be concerned over every little thing.

Show me your proposal. I'll review it fairly and give my approval if it meets our standards.

Regeneration 7

Location: Student Council Room

Hmm. A proposal for a joint performance with 2wink titled "Resurrection Sunday".

True. Now's the time for our seasonal events like Easter... and this Resurrection Sunday, I suppose.

I take it it's an event aimed at reviving 2wink after they faced the consequences of their actions at the DDD, then.

The meaning will be revealed at a later time.

Though we resumed our performances following that S1 event from the other day, after lying low for so long, news of UNDEAD's official revival will start to spread like wildfire.

Which is exactly why we need to deliver an engaging performance, showcasing the diverse meanings of our return. A brilliant festival, as it were.

Only I've just come up with the outline, so the details are still a bit vague.

After speaking with the young lady, I believe it'll be fine to build on from here-on.

There's more than enough in here to execute it successfully. An eye-opening amount of detail, really.

It's good to see everyone so motivated and energetic, but recent projects handed to me are a bit rough around the edges.

There are plenty that make me want to say, "give this more thought," so this stands out as particularly strong.

That's not to say I won't thoroughly review this and highlight any flaws.

As it stands, your proposal doesn't appear to present any significant issues.

Oh? Then it's been approved? Thank you kindly, Hasumi-kun. ♪

You don't need to sound so fake when thanking me. All I did was accept something I thought presentable.

And that's only fair. I was a tad nervous since it's been quite a while since I've done th...

Ah. Actually, have I ever suggested anything?

As far as I can remember, no. Everything pretty much went the way you wanted.

Investigating your actions was a waste of time when no one questioned a thing.

In the past, at least. Now that I'm in this chair, it won't be so simple.

As it should be. It'd be far too dull if things were easy. ♪

That much about you hasn't changed... Anyhow, there's a single worrisome issue.

The theme of Resurrection Sunday... or Easter, in other words.

You'd be abiding by this seasonal theme, but the main concern is that another group has already completed a project called "Easter Night."

Hosting a concert with a similar theme so soon makes guests hesitant, thinking, "not again."

Still, Easter Night was originally an off-campus project.

The units from Yumenosaki Academy that participated then had the advantage of a promotional campaign near campus supporting them.

From the outside, though, it might not be so obvious. They'll assume you're aiming for the same routine.

I understand well what you're getting at. So, Tsumu... Aoba-kun and Sakasaki-kun from Switch were the main focus of that performance, yes?

They even took Valkyrie under their wing and took on projects to let them shine.

You're as well-informed as ever.

NDEAD has garnered a lot of attention thanks to your performance at the S1 and DDD lives from a few days ago.

But I don't want this submission of yours to overshadow Switch's impact. That would be frustrating for you, too, Sakuma.

Considering everything, we'll need to adjust the concept a tad.

Hmm. I'll give it some thought. It'd be a sad state of affairs if my adorable Sakasaki-kun came to hate me for interfering in his business.

When our time as the Five Eccentrics came to a close, that child was carrying a great many burdens on his shoulders.

Adding any more to that would be cruel. I wouldn't mind if held resentment towards me, for everything even now, but...

I'd like to avoid trampling on his heart, so that child can grow up in good health.

That being said, let's see to it that this project is a unique one.

We'll stray from the more modern approach of Easter and focus on a traditional Christian theme for our seasonal event.

Due to various circumstances, my clan will be involved as well. They'll feel right at home in a more orthodox setting.

True. Easter was originally a festival to celebrate the Spring Harvest in ancient times.

Which means you're settling on an old, forgotten festival for theme, essentially.

A revolution has taken place, and regardless of its positive or negative aspects, innovation is not solely focused on the future; there's also a distinct charm in appreciating the past.

Nonetheless, I've no intention to end this on a note that solely glorifies time gone by.

We should take inspiration from AKATSUKI, learn from our past, and work on blending the old with the new.

... Sweet talk will get you nowhere. But AKATSUKI's essence does revolve around transforming traditional arts into a more contemporary style.

Genuinely speaking, I really like the idea. It makes me want to support you.

The thought alone is encouraging. We could perform together with AKATSUKI if you'd like?

Hmph. We're experts on stage. You'd get eaten alive.

That, and we don't have the time for it.

Student Council members need to oversee each DreamFes event officially, so I’ll definitely work with you to get this project rolling.

You lot have put me through hell, and I have my own personal feelings on it, but...

I'm not so narrow-minded as to hinder the aspiring students of Yumenosaki ... no, the aspiring idols of Yumenosaki Academy.

I'm glad to receive any advice you're willing to offer. The S1 originated from Trickstar, and the DDD from Tenshouin-kun...

But as far as we're concerned, we'll be doing this ourselves for the first time in a while.

I'm sure there are plenty more oversights. Take up a red pen and grade it as you like. Review it thoroughly and mark any errors with an X so we can pinpoint the correct solution.

My turn to review your paperwork, then. Very well. I'm more than ready to grade you in red.

As a member of Yumenosaki Academy's Student Council, I accept your proposal for the "Resurrection Sunday" concert. I look forward to seeing what this festival of yours has to offer.

Regeneration 8

Location: Student Council Room

......

Oogami-dono.

... Hah? You got somethin' to say to me, bushido asshole?

Bushido asshole... ? I was pondering whether or not you'd drink what I pour.

Uninvited guest you may be, I would be ashamed as a warrior to not offer a cup.

I don't get you at all, but... yeah. Sure. I'll have some.

'Preciate it. Kanzaki, right? Are you always in here servin' as his handmaid or whatever? 'Cause you ain't half bad at it.

And will you always be following Sakuma-dono around like a mere pawn?

It seems that gallant devotion of yours isn't bearing fruit — a fine job indeed.

(clucks his tongue)

Pardon me. I overstepped.

It's whatever. I'm the one who opened my big mouth first, so.

My bad for earlier. I interrupted your good time with Adonis and picked a fight to snatch him right out from under you.

That's exactly what I wished to discuss with you. The tea was just an excuse.

Adonis-dono seems to be feeling down lately. Do you think there’s something specific on his mind?

He's always been a kind, gentle soul, but recently it seems to me he's suppressing some sorrow. For whatever reason I can't bear the thought.

You're in "Andeddo", a comrade from the same "yunitto".

Brothers who've endured the same hardships, in other words. Thus I thought you might be able to understand the workings of his heart better than I.

Hah. The guy may look huge and thickheaded, but he's actually pretty sensitive.

He’s likely feelin' anxious about our opposition to the Student Council during the S1 and DDD event.

Although we were definitely caught off guard at the moment, Adonis-dono didn't make that choice.

By and large it's not unusual for us to have to face each other. There's nothing left worth having a grudge over.

Tell him that, then. He's the kinda idiot who won't get it unless ya tell him flat-out, bein' a member of UNDEAD and all...

If you ain't honest with him he's not gonna get it at all. Not that I care.

Hmm... that reasoning is sound. Then I should head straight for the inner citadel as opposed to clearing the path of obstacles in an act of good faith.

Since I'm Adonis-dono's friend, not his enemy.

There ya go. That blockhead was pretty lonely when he came to Japan and couldn't make any friends.

I'm real glad you two became close.

Never stop bein' his friend, you hear?

— what am I, his GUARDIAN?! Ugh. This ain't like me at all. Just forget it.

Nay. Wolves truly are pack animals, aren't they?

... Oogami-dono. This may be a bit off-topic, but I'm curious about what really brought you to the Student Council.

You seem to be leaving the discussion of your plans entirely up to Sakuma-dono...

And while I can't speak for you, I also can't discern your motives when you're simply standing there without joining in.

It's... even now it's like a dream, the fact that that damn vampire's working together with UNDEAD again.

Like the second I turn away it's all gonna end up a lie an' everything'll vanish... a real convenient dream. It's pitiful, but it makes me anxious.

That asshole's the same as ever; I never what he's thinking.

Only lately it feels like he's pretending to take stuff seriously, like there's another side to the picture, so I had my doubts.

I can't stand the way his ass is always handlin' me with kid gloves on.

So I thought he might say somethin' to that damn Four-Eyes about his real motives.

Though from here it looks like they're just havin' a regular conversation... not that I'd ever be able to see through 'em if they were really puttin' their heads together to hide something.

Hmm... it doesn't feel like there's more than meets the eye on my end. He's simply eager to take part, just like any other member of "Andeddo".

You should trust and follow, even if it isn't in your nature to do so.

Keh. I'm not gonna sit when he says stay.

He's gotta be fed up with those idiots who fawn over him, just bowin' their heads all ready to do whatever he says.

I'm the only one who'll howl and bite and sink my claws into him whole.

Fufu. I'll never be able to tell if you're genuinely tamed or just playing the role of a wild dog. That's your unique talent, isn't it? This performance of yours.

Aahn? It ain't an act or some kinda performing art! I'm a proud lone wolf!

You two. It's great that you're getting along, but we're in the middle of a conversation. If you’re just going make a racket with your frivolous chatter, then leave.

It looks our project is likely to get approved without much hassle. Puppy, could you let everyone waiting in the club room know?

In the meantime, we'll be streamlining things.

Our Resurrection Sunday is on a more level playing field with the other DreamFes events than I thought, so we might be hosting it sooner than we originally planned.

Given we won't have much time to prepare, it's time to start practicing the basics.

Kanzaki, go ahead and join UNDEAD in their practice.

AKATSUKI's been an idle unit despite how busy we are. You'll lose your touch if all you do is push papers.

Aahn? You tryin' to chase us out so you can keep things confidential?

Quit presuming things. I'm saying that even if you stay here, you're just wasting your time.

Youth is short-lived. Spend your time in a way where you won't regret even a single second of it.

Hah! That's some pretty sanctimonious shit comin' from the Four Eyes who went wasted his over and over again, huuuh?

Fine. Let's go, Zakki... apparently we're just eyesores!

Zakki... ?

You truly don't mind, Hasumi-dono? While we've certainly been lacking in practice, it seems wrong to do on my own.

I don't. Go on ahead. Focusing all your time on Student Council work is a problem. It might be tough to admit, but don’t you think your priorities could use a little adjustment?

Especially after Yumenosaki Academy finally became a place where idols can walk tall now following that long, painful battle.

All I'm telling you is to take advantage of it.

Indeed. At the end of a detour lies a veritable paradise. You'd do well to have your fill.

Translation Notes

  1. ↑ Adonis first explains TPO in English and then reiterates it in Japanese. To keep things simple, I decided to alter this line a bit.
  2. ↑ Koga refers to the term 風見鶏 here, which can mean both a weather vane and an opportunist or fence-sitter. To reflect Adonis' confusion, I chose to tweak the line a bit while incorporating some bird-related imagery.
  3. ↑ Adonis seems a bit insecure here, as the phrase "血相を変える" is tricky. It suggests a change in complexion but doesn't clarify the emotion without an accompanying action.
  4. ↑ Kaoru is using the English word for 'Easter' here, so I opted for another name in the previous instance that resonates more with the event and the meaning of the holiday itself ( aka. the resurrection of Jesus Christ ).
  5. ↑ Rei's most likely making a comparison between his family's ritual and the observance of Passover. During the Spring Harvest Festival the first sheaf of newly cut barley is offered up as a sacrifice. There are also other rituals reminiscent of ancient pagan practices in which male lambs are kept and then sacrificed on the eve.
  6. ↑ Kaoru's using the term 御神酒, aka. omiki, a sake that's used in Shinto purification rituals. It's a bit similar to sacramental wine ( or grape juice ) used during the Christian Eucharist.
  7. ↑ Rei uses an interesting term here, aka. 浮世 which has many connotations: a fleeting life, this world and the next, a lamentable, melancholy world, etc. The Buddhist concept of the word is no longer used, but texts during the Heian period in regards to the sorrowful world would state things like, " because life is short and painful, it is best to float along and enjoy it." This coincides pretty well with Rei's mindset where he jokes while being simultaneously serious.
  8. ↑ A genre of linked verse poems that contains forms like haiku and senryū. One of the most famous poets of the Edo period, Matsuo Bashou, made it his life's work to transform this form of poetry into a literary genre to describe the mundane.
  9. ↑ The ringed staff of a Buddhist priest that's typically used either in prayer or as a weapon.
  10. ↑ A quote from Natsuhiko Kyogoku's novel The Summer of Ubume, in which the protagonist basically asserts that there is no supernatural, just things we don't yet understand. It's a fancy way for Rei to imply he has no ulterior motives.